Pamela, go back to LA, you are embarrassing us. Your presence makes me want to go club a baby seal to death, so scoot! Go back to the beach and hunt for your eyebrows.
Since the most embarrassing thing to happen to Canadian women since Kim Mitchell, er, Kim Campbell, is in Toronto today to help launch a new PETA ad campaign against the Canadian seal hunt – I propose we launch an anti-Pamela Anderson campaign.
Wasn't having Celine Dion on our ten dollar bill bad enough? Oh, wait, that's Sir John A. Macdonald. Same nose.
Surrender your Canadian passport Pam. Now that Sarah Palin is back at the rink in Alaska, America needs you.
That's all I have to say. It's Friday and a school PD day which means fuck-all is going to get done around here, so I may as well start now.
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