Technically that's lesbian sex bordering on beastiality, so whoa, I should write in to my own advice column – but I already have my hands full sifting through some of your fucked-up, daytime drama-worthy dilemmas – some of which aren't really problems at all from my perspective – in fact – some of your so-called Harlequin moments look like a win-win to me but hey, who am I to judge.
I just necked with my dog.
FYI: "beastiality" keeps popping up on spell check so I spell checked it on Google and there's a website called www.beastiality.com but I was afraid to click on it in case there was a photo of me necking with my dog. Or worse.
FYI2: I have a host of experts (!) standing by ready to field (laugh at) your concerns so keep 'em coming.
FYI3: My dog just lit a cigarette. I feel cheap.